Wednesday, 18 June 2014

BB9 Week 10 recap - "The ultimate bromance"


Ryan wins HoH on a tiebreaker after answering fact or fiction questions. After one question reveals there's an existing relationship still in the house, the houseguests start theorizing that maybe Sheila is Sharon's mother or Ryan's aunt. Little do they know, the question was actually referring to the guinea pigs.

Sheila and Adam promise to save eachother, but Sheila isn't sure if Adam is going to be loyal to her. Ryan is losing trust in Adam too, as he caught him telling Natalie he voted for her. Sharon meets with Ryan to try and get Adam on the block.

Ryan nominates Sharon and Sheila. Ryan's goal is to get Sheila out, but Sharon wants Adam gone. Sheila and Adam have to be shackled together after losing a luxury competition, giving Sheila lots of new reasons to be annoyed by him.

The PoV competition is to match the houseguests faces to two categories, and Ryan wins it. Adam wants to make a deal with Sharon that he'll keep her if she takes him to the end, and when Sharon hesitates, he gets suspicious she might have an alliance with Ryan. Sharon tells Ryan about the deal, and now Ryan is mad at him.

Ryan decides not to use the PoV, meaning Adam will cast the sole vote. He evicts Sharon from the house, not only surprising Sharon, but Sheila too.

The first part of the final HoH is to stand on a jetski and brave a torrent of water. Ryan and Adam's taunting makes Sheila drop. Adam then throws it to Ryan, as part of the deal they made before the last eviction: Adam gets rid of Sharon, Ryan gets rid of Sheila.

The second part of the final HoH is to maneuver balls out of a maze with a guinea pig wheel. Adam beats Sheila and moves into the final round against Ryan. Adam and Ryan celebrate having made the final 2, but Ryan is taken aback at how confident Adam is at winning.

The third part of the final HoH is to guess statements made from the jury. Ryan beats Adam and is the final HoH. Making the final eviction, he sends a tearful Sheila out of the house.

The final 2 face the jury. Ryan says he thinks he was as honest as he could be. Adam says he played a well-balanced game. Ryan is asked about his role in Sharon's eviction, and denies wanting her out. Adam is asked if he deserves to win after throwing so many competitions, and Adam says that the game is not just competitions.

By a vote of 6-1, Adam wins Big Brother 9.

Friday, 13 June 2014

BB9 Week 9 recap - "Are there any nails to you? Are you dying?"


Contestants hang in a glass cage for HoH. Sharon is the first to drop out. Natalie talks about how easy it is, but Sheila is determined to win. Natalie tries to make a deal that if Sheila wins, Adam and Sharon will go on the block. After much persuading from the other houseguests, Natalie gives it to Sheila.

Sheila has promised Natalie she wouldn't put her up, but still plans on backdooring her. The whole house wants Natalie out, and Ryan promises to use the veto on Adam if he wins. Sheila nominates Adam and Sharon for eviction, hiding that Natalie is her real target.

The PoV competition is to change channels on a set of television screens until they make up a puzzle. Adam's strategy is to keep all his remotes close by. Ryan is distracted by Jen's hotness, whereas Sheila is distracted by Evel Dick. When the results are revealed, the houseguests are all scared Natalie has won due to her enthusiasm, but she is handily defeated by Adam.

Sheila makes Adam promise that she won't have to break a tie, even threatening to put Ryan up if he doesn't. Adam takes himself off the block at the veto ceremony, and Sheila nominates Natalie.

Adam and Ryan host a house meeting to determine what Natalie has promised to who, and she claims her true loyalty is to the guys. So now they're considering keeping Natalie, which annoys Sheila.

After the boys split their votes, Sheila is forced to the cast the tiebreaker vote and send Natalie out of the house, reducing her to tears.

Thursday, 12 June 2014

BB9 Week 8 recap - "We'll see what she's made of now, Marine"


Adam wins the "more or less" HoH competition, leaving Crazy James fighting for his life again. Adam enjoys teasing Sheila again that she might go up, although he hasn't decided who his pawn is going to be yet. Sheila starts spending more time with Sharon and Crazy James, making the rest of her allies nervous.

Ryan wants to try and prove his loyalty to Sharon by talking Adam into leaving her off the block. Adam considers not nominating Crazy James, but Natalie and Ryan are adamantly opposed to that as they don't trust him not to use the veto. Crazy James makes an emotional attempt to win back Adam's trust, which actually gets through to him.

Adam nominates Sheila and Sharon, angering his allies. Sheila bitches Adam out telling him she never would've put him up, and now Adam is starting to regret his dumb move. In an attempt to get Crazy James not to use the veto, Natalie promises him that she won't use it either.

The PoV competition is to bring numbered rocks to Otev. Crazy James narrowly escapes elimination in the first two rounds, only to fall out on the third question. With just Adam and Ryan left, Adam agrees to let Ryan have it.

Ryan is annoyed that Natalie is playing both sides, leading Crazy James to propose that he doesn't use the veto and they work together. But in the end, Ryan saves Sheila with the veto, allowing Adam to finally put Crazy James on the block.

Crazy James makes one last argument to stay, and that's that he is the only one that can take out the biggest threat left: Natalie. Ryan would need Sheila to be on board to make a move, and Sheila considers it, since Natalie is telling the girls and boys she wants to stick with both of them.

By a vote of 3-0, Crazy James is evicted from the house - this time for good.

Wednesday, 11 June 2014

BB9 Week 7 recap - "We are team Christ"


The houseguests answer questions based on public opinion polls for the HoH competition, and Natalie wins. The barista claims all the signs were there for her to win HoH, but Joshuah is skeptical. Crazy James promises Natalie that if she keeps him safe, he'll work with her.

Ryan argues for Natalie to backdoor Crazy James. In the end, she puts him on the block next to Joshuah. Sheila gives Crazy James a pep talk going into the veto, which he appreciates...until he hears her give the same treatment to Joshuah. Crazy James yells at Sheila for being two-faced until he loses his voice.

The PoV competition is to guess how many objects. Crazy James keeps folding, letting Joshuah, Sharon and Natalie get knocked out. Crazy James then takes the lead after Ryan and Sheila both fold to give him points. Crazy James wins the veto on the last question, securing his safety when he needs it most. Joshuah is crushed, as he knows he's out.

Whilst Sharon cries for Joshuah, Joshuah pushes to get Sharon out, hoping to secure Crazy James and Ryan's votes so that Natalie can break the tie. Crazy James uses the veto on himself with an inspirational speech, and Sharon goes up in his place.

Joshuah thinks he has two votes but is hoping for a third, as Natalie has said she doesn't want to break a tie. He fakes a breakdown in front of Adam, hoping it will make him seem weak. Natalie doesn't trust Joshuah and decides to tell Sharon and Sheila what he's up to, and convince Ryan to vote him out. Sharon also decides to make a deal with Ryan.

By a vote of 3-1, Joshuah is evicted from the house.

Tuesday, 10 June 2014

BB9 Week 6 recap - "Mommy, don't make me go on the block"


The HoH sees the houseguests squaring off to answer questions about the evicted houseguests. Chelsia and Adam are the last two remaining, and Adam takes the win. Adam isn't happy about having to be the decision maker as he's been trying to stay off the radar.

Joshuah is expecting Matt's eviction to make Natalie weaker, but it actually lights a fire under her. Joshuah doesn't know what Adam is thinking, but decides to rile Sheila up and make her paranoid. However, Adam is actually considering putting Sheila up, which confuses Natalie.

Adam nominates Chelsia and Crazy James for eviction, calling them the strongest pair left in the game. The couple maintain a playful attitude to their nominations, which irritates Sheila and Natalie.

Evel Dick wakes the houseguests up for the PoV competition, which is to drink nasty concoctions to win shots for a croquet game. Sheila gets 7 shots and sets an impressive score of 23, but Adam overtakes her with 28. Crazy James takes all 10 shots and is able to win the veto by 1 point.

Ryan tells Joshuah he's going to try and get Sharon put on the block instead of him. This job is made easier when Sharon volunteers, thinking she has a better chance of staying. Natalie however would like to see Joshuah go up, since he's sneaky. Crazy James takes himself off the block, and Adam nominates Sharon as a replacement.

Chelsia is regretful as she stands on the verge of leaving, as she feels her showmance screwed up her game. She's also fed up with Natalie and smashes all of her easter eggs. Now Crazy James is not sure even he can vote for her to stay.

By a vote of 5-0, Chelsia is evicted from the house, telling everyone what she thinks of them on the way out.

Saturday, 7 June 2014

BB9 Week 5 recap - "Rise from the ashes"


The contestants spin around on a disco ball for the HoH. Crazy James wants to win for revenge, as everyone lied to him on the way out. After Matt falls, all his hopes are left in Sheila and Natalie's hands. It comes down to Crazy James and Natalie, and Crazy James starts getting tired by Natalie's constant talking. Crazy James tries to make a deal with Natalie that he'll drop if she puts Ryan on the block, but Ryan urges her not to take it. Natalie drops after Crazy James promises not to put Matt up.

Matt is impressed that Natalie lasted 5 hours for him and gives her the massage he promised, but Ryan wants to know why she voted Crazy James back in. Joshuah wants to know who out of Matt and Adam didn't vote for Crazy James to come back, and Matt won't confess to it.

Crazy James nominates Sheila and Ryan, pointing out that both of them betrayed him. Sheila is stressing out about needing to win PoV, so the other houseguests decide to prank her by pretending the veto competition is happening at night.

The PoV competition is to walk along a beam transferring blocks. Matt and Ryan both fall off early and are eliminated. Sheila does well until she drops a block. Crazy James wins the veto.

Sheila is surprised when she learns Natalie and Adam are still undecided on who to vote for, as she was counting on them to have her back. Sheila throws Adam under the bus to Crazy James over the vote to not bring him back, and Adam does a poor job of convincing him of his innocence. But just when Crazy James is considering backdooring Adam, Sharon tells him she knows the third vote was Matt.

At the veto ceremony, Crazy James removes Sheila from the block and puts up Matt. Natalie is mad and Matt uncharacteristically breaks down. Ryan thinks he's safe, but Adam convinces Matt to rally for the last vote he needs. Matt makes a passionate plea that manages to get through to Sheila, who then goes to Crazy James to convince him to keep Matt in a tie.

After a 3-3 tie, Crazy James evicts Matt from the house.

Friday, 6 June 2014

BB9 Week 4 recap - "And is not a letter, sweetheart"


The first solo HoH competition is to answer before or after questions. Ryan wins and is the new HoH, which scares a lot of the people who thought he was on his way out of the door. Despite no longer being a couple, Matt is still finding it hard to shake Natalie. Crazy James is worried now that they're separated, Chelsia won't want to work with him anymore.

Ryan forgives Matt for voting for him and the two of them form a guys alliance containing Adam and Crazy James. Ryan also makes a deal to keep Joshuah safe, as Sharon and Sheila are his targets for the week. But when Ryan considers nominating Chelsia instead, Crazy James doesn't want to be seen as protecting her. Ryan nominates Chelsia and Sharon for eviction.

Joshuah comes up with a plan to offer Ryan two weeks of safety to get Matt out. Natalie however spills the beans to Matt. Joshuah goes to Ryan with the proposal and Ryan considers it, but surprises Joshuah when he tells him that Natalie already leaked it.

The PoV competition is a game of pool. Sheila is touched when Adam trades her a cash prize for a motorcycle. But when Ryan wins the competition and gets his choice of the prizes, he takes Sheila's money and gives her the unitard. For coming 2nd, Chelsia gets the veto.

Sheila gets annoyed when Chelsia accuses her of playing the single mom card over losing out on the money, and is now reconsidering aligning with her. Sheila goes to Ryan and tells him not to backdoor Matt, because the others don't have his back. Joshuah and Chelsia go to the veto meeting excited to see Matt go on the block, but when Chelsia uses the veto, Ryan puts up Crazy James instead. Matt rubs it in Joshuah's face that his plan failed.

Chelsia confronts Ryan for screwing her over. Sharon tries to diffuse the tension between Joshuah and Matt in case it affects her game. But then when Sharon tells Sheila about her kiss with Matt, it makes her see Sharon in a different light. Natalie hears about it and now wants Sharon out.

By a vote of 5-1, Crazy James is evicted from the house. Shortly after eviction, the siren sounds again, and Julie tells them they have a choice to bring back either a mystery houseguest or Crazy James.

By a vote of 5-3, Crazy James is voted back into the house.

Thursday, 5 June 2014

BB9 Week 3 recap - "I'm between a Josh and a hard place"


The HoH challenge is to identify the authors of the love quotes on the wall. Joshuah and Sharon both kick ass to become the HoHs for the week. Joshuah wastes no time telling Allison he plans to make her life a misery, as he blames her for switching the vote at the last minute and was personally offended by her pretending to be a lesbian.

Allison is annoyed Ryan didn't stick up for her. Then Ryan learns about the lesbian lie, and is mad that his partner would do something so stupid. Allison finally responds to Joshuah's taunts, causing him to call a house meeting without her to plan their eviction. Sharon and Joshuah nominate Allison and Ryan as expected, and also put up Matt and Natalie again.

Allison makes a deal with Natalie that whichever one of them wins PoV will vote to keep the other one. The veto competition is for the men to pass puzzle pieces to the women, who will solve the puzzle in the air. Joshuah struggles with the physical demands, whereas Adam and Sheila's teamwork leaves a lot to be desired. In a race between Allison and Natalie for the last piece, Natalie gets it first, winning the PoV for her and Matt.

Matt starts to get frustrated about how Natalie is following her around ever since they kissed as he does not feel the same way, and has a talk to clear the air. Matt also gets a kiss from Sharon, although he's just playing her to get who he wants on the block. Matt and Natalie use the veto, putting Adam and Sheila up in their place.

The houseguests speculate over the announcement of a new mystery siren, and are nervous because they don't know when it's coming up. Matt promises both Ryan and Adam they're staying, since he wants whoever stays to owe him a favour. Crazy James realizes this, and blows up his spot.

By a vote of 2-0, Allison and Ryan are evicted from the house. But as they try to leave they find the door locked and the siren sounds. Julie tells them they are no longer playing as couples, and only one of them will be leaving.

By a vote of 6-0, Allison is evicted from the house.

Wednesday, 4 June 2014

BB9 Week 2 recap - "The condor swoops and takes the top shelf"


The houseguests play majority rules for HoH, voting on prizes and punishments for the house. Chelsia and Crazy James win the challenge. Alex is worried he's going on the block because of Amanda. Crazy James comes up with a plan to get them out but it involves using Matt and Natalie as pawns, the couple he had promised safety to.

Amanda makes up with Joshuah after their fight and proposes a secret alliance with him. Allison and Sheila decide to admit they lied about being lesbians, which gets confused reactions from Chelsia and Joshuah. Chelsia doesn't know what to believe and is now thinking of putting them up.

Chelsia and Crazy James nominate Matt and Natalie with Alex and Amanda. Although he explains they're on the block because they're a strong couple that can win the veto, Matt still feels double-crossed. Alex and Matt both lash out at Crazy James in response, and have him in their sights for next week.

The PoV competition is to build a puzzle using cables and pylons. Joshuah and Sharon surprise everyone by just beating out Alex and Amanda. The houseguests get news from the outside world as reward, including a cryptic message about the "Hudson River Virus".

Sheila feels played by Allison as she's started ignoring her now she's no longer on the block. Allison is confused, as she doesn't feel she's done anything. But Allison has another problem when she needs to see a nurse in the diary room for treatment for an allergic reaction. Amanda ends up needing medical attention too, after she faints and is taken to the hospital. Both girls later come back to the house, and Amanda thanks Crazy James for helping her.

Joshuah and Sharon decide not to use the PoV and Alex decides he doesn't want to campaign against his friend. Crazy James thinks having Ryan and Adam on board should be enough to get Alex and Amanda out, but Allison would rather Matt and Natalie go home.

By a vote of 3-0, Alex and Amanda are evicted from the house.

Monday, 2 June 2014

BB9 Week 1 recap - "I like the ones who have motors, not the ones who pedal"


16 houseguests enter the house, and are coupled up with a partner that they will be playing the game with. Among the houseguests are exes Sharon and Jacob, who are paired together, and real couple Jen and Ryan, who are not. Sheila hates that she's paired up with Adam, and they start bickering immediately. Things get worse when she takes offense to Adam using the word "retards" to describe disabled kids.

The couples get into their first competition, which is for them to hold onto eachother suspended in the air. The winner will have the power to evict a couple of their choice. Sheila is the first to drop. With 4 couples left, Julie offers them the chance to earn $10,000 if they are able to grab the pillow below them. Allison and Ryan fail trying to get it, and so do Chelsia and Crazy James. Parker and Jen win the competition after making a deal to have Matt and Natalie drop.

Jacob tries to turn the house against Parker, telling Jen that people have been calling him a snake. Jacob refuses to give names, so Parker wakes up half the house to try and get to the bottom of it. Parker talks privately with Sharon, who blames it on Ryan. When Parker tells Jen he wants Ryan out, Jen has to come clean about Ryan being her boyfriend. Ryan tells Allison the news too, and she doesn't take it well, since she's become very attracted to Ryan.

Parker and Jen reach their decision on who to evict, and choose to send Jacob and Sharon out of the house. Adam and Sheila are shocked to still be in the game.

The HoH competition, hosted by former Big Brother couple Eric and Jessica, is for the pairs to match their partner's answer to questions. Amanda and Alex get the most right and win the first HoH. Jen makes herself a target by being cocky, which pisses off Parker.

Unhappy with being tied to a couple, Allison threatens to reveal Jen's secret. Parker and Jen decide they're better off telling everyone now before Allison spills the beans. Allison and Jen get into a fight, as she says she wasn't going to tell anyone. Joshuah makes everyone else swear on the bible that they do not know anyone. Sheila and Allison decide to pretend to be lesbians, a revelation that shocks Joshuah.

Matt and Alex make an alliance, adding their partners Natalie and Amanda in too. They put Jen and Parker up alongside Ryan and Allison. Jen is upset, but has to look out for herself.

Joshuah is called into the diary room and informed that his partner Neil has had to leave the game for personal reasons. Getting to pick one of the evicted houseguests to be his new partner, he chooses Sharon. And Sharon is really irked when she finds out about Jen and Ryan, as Jen was the first person she told about Jacob.

Crazy James thinks there is a 4th couple, and speculates with Alex it might be Parker and Amanda. Alex had been annoyed seeing them massaging eachother, but then Amanda gets annoyed at him when she hears he thinks she's lying.

For the PoV competition, the girls are strapped to a board and spun around by their partner. The first person to reach 300 spins without letting go of their panic button wins. Allison drops out of the challenge first, and Amanda lets go on purpose. Parker struggles to spin the wheel, meaning Matt and Natalie complete the challenge first.

Matt has told Parker he would take him off the block, and Parker is hoping that's true as Alex is gunning for him. But Matt has to look out for himself and make sure that Jen and Ryan get broken up, meaning he decides not to use the veto. Jen is so desperate to stay she starts telling people her boyfriend is a racist. Sheila lets Ryan know that Jen has been throwing her under the bus, putting their relationship in jeopardy.

The house begins to turn against Amanda, and Chelsia starts an argument after hearing her gossiping about her partner. Joshuah unloads on Amanda, but goes too far when he brings up her dad's suicide.

By a vote of 3-1, Parker and Jen are evicted from the house.